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A mystical group began studying Nonuse, or as we say in
the western world, the art of stealth circa 522 A.D. This art was
practiced by Japanese priests who studied mythical practices and were
subserviant to the ruling class. Then nearly 150 years later, in 645 A.D. the priests perfected their fighting skills and practiced Nonuse to perfection. Using the skills for protection only, they incorporated: stealth, sword play, bow & arrows, projectile weapons, poison and generally speaking kick ass fighting skills. Later, around 794 A.D. the wealthy regularly feuded and required intelligence and assassination of their detractors. The Ninja was born. His skill and exactness desired. Ninjas flourished and legendary figures were born. Ninjas brought justice to an otherwise unjust world. Today, over a millenium later, there is still a need for Nonuse. Life and death is by no means a daily struggle, but as someone famously put it- Life is entertainment and entertainment is life. Showing NCAA Women's Basketball on the big screen is a direct attack on your entertainment, and your life. Using Nonuse, by hiding in the ceiling of the bar the night before is just not an option, you'd miss too much TV. Using a Ninja dart to tap the channel button while hiding behind the Golden Tee machine won't cut it either, you have chicken wings cooling at your table. You must fight back, you must use... the Ninja Remote. |
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Use your stealth to control any television at: Bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, doctor offices, hospitals, or hotels anywhere. Master power on and off, channel, volume, mute and even audio video inputs! Super easy to use, point and click! Use the Ninja Remote to prank friends! A cool gadget, makes a great gift! Battery included. Limited Quantities Order Now! |
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| Technology: |
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The Ninja Remote is powered by a proprietary, and patented
16-bit RISC, infrared micro-controller (MCU) technology with ultra low power consumption.
Miniaturized in Tawain. This product took over three years to develop. This product works on NTSC, PAL, and SECAM televisions. In other words, it works on all televisions in any country! |
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